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Pall Et: NO DON’t! They didn’t do it!
Viri Dian: I agree! What did the humans do?
Laven Der: NO! THEY MESSED AND GLITCHED, AND CHEATED US UP! THEY EVEN MADE POOR VER MILION INTO THAT MONSTER OF A CITY, GLITCH CITY!
Ver milion: Yeah! I had all this crap all over me…. I used to be pretty! No… not pretty… beautiful! The sun made me a beautiful color, and they took it ALL away!
Cinna Bar: What! Ver milion, EVERYONE knows THAT is NOTÂ true!
Pew Ter: LIARS! ALL OF YOU! YOU SHOULD ALL JUST SHUT UP GO BACK TO WORK!
Laven Der: SHUT UP PEW TER!
Cel Adon: No, you shut up Laven Der!
Saf Fron: … :/
Fucs Hia: Oh no, don’t you act innocent, Saf Fron!
Laven Der: IM THE MOST LIED ABOUT TOWN EVER!!!!
Laven Der: All this stuff about, my theme killing people, and the Pokemon Tower having Buried Alive, and all that krap! C’mon! I used to be so beautiful and nice… then, when I came out, I opened up my door to the trainers, and said Hello, with my serene grace… but they messed me up! They made all of these stories and glitches and stuff up about me! *tears form in eyes*
Cer Ulean: Don’t I get a say in this?
Everybody: NO!
Cer Ulean: :(
Laven Der: Happy Trainers? HAPPY THAT YOU RUINED US?!?
Laven Der: Well that’s it… never… and I mean NEVER come back to Kanto… because if you do… your stories about us… especially me… will come true… all of them… true…
Laven Der: So… you still going to mess up that poor city?
^ When Pokemon towns get Hetalized.
strange but i like this one owo