f yeah pokemon creepy-pasta

17th July 2012

Post with 6 notes

Blastoise’s Revenge

Hi, im a squirtle, or I, uh… used to be…

I was raised in a lab, and one day, chosen by a kid, who had entered the lab with another kid.

So, we left, and we were battled by the other kid. He sent out bulbasaur, and I was sent out. I beat it, and once the battle screen changed, my trainer called my awesome.

So, we went on, and he caught a pidgey and a rattata.

We became close friends, and soon became friends with another pokemon he caught, Abra. We battled, and battled.

And eventually I turned into a Wartortle, Pidgey, a pidgeotto, abra into a Kadabra, and rattata into a Raticate.

Soon, we battled our trainer’s rival.

We gave it our all, but we were beaten.

Also, Raticate got in very bad condition.

After that, we never saw Raticate again.

Also, my trainer never talked to me anymore.

We battled gym leaders though, and wound up at the Elite Four.

Around the last gym leader, I knew I was about to evolve into Blastoise.

I was overjoyed with the thought of it, thinking my master would be much happier.

I was Wrong.

The second I evolved he started scolding me, and calling me names, and saying that Im useless.

So he released- no… abandoned me.

Years later, I am in horrible condition.

My shell is cracked, and moldy.

my eyes are red, from insomnia.

I have dark rings around my eyes.

One of the pumps from my shell is completely broken off, the other cracked severly.

I have bloody shards of glass in my ribs.

I have claw marks from the pokemon of the trainers that have tried to caught me. They are all dead.

A small part of my head is gone, showing muscle, and dried blood.

One of my ears is ripped.

Now, im not even attacked by trainers.

When they see me, they just scream and run away…

What!?! My old trainer is back!

Oh… REVENGE is sweet…

I walk up to him…

He says: “WHAT THE!?! B-B-BLAS-T-TOISE?!?! I-IM SORRY! I REALLY AM!”

I don’t believe him.

He sends out a Venusaur.

I say: BLASTOISE!!!! BLAST BLAST BLAST OISE!

Whick means: SO!!!! YOU ABANDONED ME FOR THAT!

Well, I’ll use my one move!

BLASTOISE used SKULL BASH

VENUSAUR fainted!

Trainer: N-NO!

Me: SO! NOW YOU WANT MERCY! AFTER ALL OF THE HORROR YOU PUT ME THROUGH, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, WANT MERCY FROM ME?!?

WELL, IM NOT GIVING YOU ANY…

When I stopped mauling Venusaur, it looked like this:

His flower was ripped off.

His eyes were now just dark blank sockets.

The giant leaves on his back were bloody.

He sent out Pidgeot.

Pidgeot: Blastoise? Is… Is that you, friend?

Me: Im sorry, old friend, but I must do this… I’ll make it as quick as possible…

I used Hydro pump, killing the bird who was my first and best friend.

The hydro pump bent his beak, so it pointed the opposite way, and it crushed and broke his wings, blood all over them.

He then sent out Alakazam.

I briefly apologized for this, but I used Skull bash quickly on him.

It crushed his face, making it look like a crushed can.

His right arm was also broken, exposing bone and even more blood.

He then sent out Rhydon.

Hydro pump left him really bad…

His horn was broken and bloody, and his stomach was bleeding.

The horrified trainer then sent out Primeape.

Hydro pump.

His arms were broken, and bloody, and his face was… undescribable…

The last pokemon he sent out… Ditto.

It quickly transformed, and it took a few skull bashes and hydro pumps to defeat it.

When it fainted, it looked like me. Ruined. Torn. Gory.

I then walked up closer to him, and used REVENGE.

When I was done with his mangled body, he looked like this:

His head was almost torn on from his neck.

His eyes were torn out.

His hair was dyed a bloody red.

His arm was torn off, and the other was exposed as bone muscle, tissue, and blood.

One of his legs showed bone, and the other had vicious bite marks on it.

My REVENGE is complete.