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Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: RED/BLUE Rescue Team
Do not dismiss this story as fictional. Every aspect of this story has truly happened to me and to my copy of PMD: Blue Rescue Team. Though I understand that a certain character in the story is incorrectly portrayed, I did not do this to the time, thus I had no control over the events that follow.
It all began with a simple cartridge. I slipped in my PMD: Blue Rescue Team game, and started it up. Everything seemed quite normal-the introduction had no changes, everything was the same. I erased my save file, and began to play on a new file. It asked the usual questions, including a final question in place of the ‘Are you a boy or a girl?’ question.
It asked ‘Are you ready?’. The only replies were ‘Yes’ and ‘No’. I shrugged-my best friend was a great hacker, when I lent the game to him, he had probably hacked it. I chose ‘Yes’ and got my result.
‘You seem to be…the naughty type. You like to be bluntly honest with your replies, no matter how cruel they seem, and you seem to be misunderstood. You also love to pin things on others so they get into trouble. Maybe you should lighten up a bit.’ I read over my result many times. This wasn’t normal! But it did, indeed, describe me perfectly. I shrugged-my friend must’ve hacked that in, as well. So I went on. My result, for some reason, was a Gastly-I knew you couldn’t get that through the normal quiz. I shrugged it off again-once more, it must’ve been my friend.
When the game began, I was not in the forest you usually woke up in. Instead, I was in a rescue team base, asleep. A text box appeared at the bottom of the screen. A talk bubble was next to it, signifying that I had no clue who it was yet. “Hey, Gastly! Get moving-our team starts up today!” My character woke up, dazed and confused. His expression changed to one of annoyance. “Geez, does Ekans ever quit? Whatever.” Then he turned to the screen. “I guess you should save before moving on. I have a bad feeling about this!” I nearly gasped. He broke the fourth wall. Cool. Again-my friend must’ve done this. I dismissed it and saved, then left the base.
By the time I had left, I had a Medidite and Ekans waiting for me outside the base. The Ekan’s face was annoyed. “C’mon, let’s gp! We need to start up our team, and you’re slowing us down!” My character floated over to Ekans, and, in a cutscene reminiscent of Explorers of Sky, started him down. “I. Never. Slow. Anyone. Down.” The Gastly snarled, appearing quite frightening. The Ekans trembled. “G-got it. Anyways, l-lets go!” So, when the cutscene ended, I left and headed down. The dungeons available were Sinister Woods and, for some reason, Sky Tower. I braced myself and went to Sinister Woods, preparing for a fight.
After I got into the dungeon, I saw that my team was extremely underleveled-about leveled 5(Ekans and Mediidte) and 10(Gastly/Me). The good news was, that I could just float right to the stairs. To my surprise, instead of fighting Team Meanies-which I was playing as at the moment, so it shouldn’t have surprised me at all-we fought my old team known as Team Normalblue. A Skitty and Totodile attempted to clobber my ‘new’ team. In another cutscene, Gastly/Me leapt in front of the team, and shielded them from every attack. He fell to the floor, gasping and sweating. He whimpered, tears showing in his eyes, as he stared up at Skitty and Totodile. The two of them delievered the finishing blow. The screen cut to black.
Another text box appeared, and the following conversation ensued
Gastly: …My head…Wh-what..Happened?
Ekans: ….They…why…how?
Ekans’ siluette appeared onscreen, though most of it was still black. Its body was surrounded by a red, ominous liquid-blood. I reassured myself that my friend had hacked it.
Medidite wasn’t any better-in fact, she didn’t speak at all. She was out cold-but not dead.
The screen cut to black, and a single text box appeared before the game froze.
Gastly: Why…why were you so mean to us?
After that day, I took out the game and headed to my friend’s house. “Take your dumb Pokemon Mystery Dungeon hack. I don’t want it.” I mused, handing it to him. He started at me in confusion.
“What hack?”
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One day I was walking around. I was thinking of things to do. I loved pokemon, and never got why SOOOO many people loved generation 1. So, I went to a game stop. I looked for fire red or leaf green. Then, in the new isle, surprisingly, I found pokemon red. I put it on the counter. The cashier scanned It. It was $5.50. I walked back home. I was happy. Very happy. The cashier didn’t get all scared when he handed it to me, so it wasn’t going to be a hack. I got home. Being a 2000s kid, It was surprising to know I still had my game boy advance.I plopped the game in my game boy. The menu screen popped up. It was the normal fire red screen. I press start and made a new file. Do do da, professor oak popped up. I said I was a boy, my name was Cyrus, and my rivals name was Isaac, my brother. Then started the adventure. I walked outside. It was raining. I talked to a girl fishing. She said, “It’s raining today. This is a good day to go fishing!” I walked into oak’s lab to find him in their. When I talked to professor Oak he said, “What bad whether today.” Then, my rival came inside.
Isaac said, “Grandpa, I heard you had pokemon. This better be true. I had to walk in the rain to get here!” Then oak said, “Why yes, I do have pokemon. Cyrus, choose your pokemon. Isaac, be patient.” I chose bulbasaur. My rival actually chose squirtle. We didn’t battle. When I went out of the lab, Oak yelled, “WAIT! I need to give you this pokedex. I think this could help you uncover all the pokemon out there. Have fun!” I walked into the tall grass and found a pidgey. I fainted it, gained experience, and took off. I got into route one, and got greeted by a young kid. He said, “My mommy said I had to be nice! You look like a good person! Take these!” I received 5 pokeballs and running shoes. This game was not fire red. This was like a hidden region. I continued.
I had to take a different path to a different route. This was AWESOME! The people liked me, my rival wasn’t a butt, and my pokemon were faint machines! Lavender town didn’t even have the pokemon tower. Was this pokemon fun land? I had gotten to the elite four. I had a venusaur, beedrill, nidoking, pidgeot, machamp, and golbat.
The elite four and the champion were a piece of cake. I got home afterwards. My rival was in my home. He said, “We made you cake to congratulate you on your win!” After the day was over, I saw my character sleeping. Then it happened. An earthquake. It woke my character up. When the earthquake ended, I went outside. It was no earthquake. There were psycho pokemon everywhere. The people besides me and my rival were a pixel mess. They were coming. For me. I thought to myself, in the game, “I am NOT using my pokemon!” My trainer went inside and grabbed a glitched looking kitchen knife. He went outside. He killed pokemon. He didn’t faint them, but turned them into pixel messes. After 2 minutes, the brutal massacre stopped.
The music became silent. My pokemon got out of their pokeballs. They stared at me. They cried. Then my Venusaur talked in English. “I know you want to save us and keep us alive, but you went so far to kill all of these pokemon? How twisted are you?” Then moltress came. My character stabbed the moltress and it was a burning pixel mess. My Venusaur said to me, “This is how much you love us? We might as well help you. These wild pokemon are trying to kill the person that made us the fainting beasts that we are. We should help you now.” Then, without my control, my character and my pokemon started making giant pixel messes. The game boy saved the progress. Then after it was over, my pokemon and my character said, “We did it!” My god.
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When we consider the evidence, Pokemon seems awfully similar to ‘The Thing.’
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YOUR FRIEND
Why? Why did you kill them all?
I was mean to everyone, everything… including myself.
I told you that I eventually matured and started loving my pokemon.
But what did you do? You kept killing my pokemon.
Zubat… Gastly… Sneasel… Feraligatr… my dear, dear Feraligatr…
I never even got a chance to repay you for the murders.
And do you know how I got my pokemon back?
I DIDN’T.
I had to catch them all over again, and train them up.
So thanks, Gold, or Ethan, or whatever name you go by currently.
I hope you’re happy.
But next time you return to the land of Johto, be warned; I’ll be there.
And payback will be HELL.
- your friend, Silver
P.S You might want to go check on your Typhlosion. I have a feeling he isn’t doing so well…
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The Curse of Cofagrigus(True story)
I am playing my Pokemon Black 2 version game, and something very strange has happened. I am in the Mix battle tornament, fighting against a Psychic-type using trainer. When I sent out Cofagrigus, Sneasel and Emolga, everything seemed fine and dandy. But when Sneasel and Emolga were knocked out, it wouldn’t let me switch in any of my other Pokemon while Cofagrigus was on the field. I tried over and over, but it kept on saying ‘(Instert Pokemon’s name here) cannot be switched out!’ whenever I clicked on my Dewott and Elgyem. When I clicked on Zoruark, it gave me the option to shift, but when I pressed it, it wouldn’t appear on the field, and I couldn’t exit the screen. Cofagorigus’ sprite was the only thing moving on the screen as far as I could see, and all I could see were its arms as it lifted them up and made a motion as if it were grabbing at something. Whenever I saw that animation, it wouldn’t let me shift…
Is this trainer’s Cofagrigus cursing my game because its trainer gave it to me?
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Well, it’s been asked for ever since GS were old news. A new pokemon type. I don’t think they’re as sweet as they seem, do you?
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A dark breeze flowed thought the forest of darkness.Barley any humans come here so we dark types florish.I was under my favorite tree in the forest when my friend Absol walked up to me.
“Hey guess what Umbreon?”Absol said excitement showing in its eyes while his fangs were in a smile.
“What?”was the only response that I could think of.
“I found a cave want to check it out?”Absol asked as if tring to say”Your to much of a scary cat to come along” by his mocking tone.
An adventure?That did sound fun.Besides there is nothing exiting here so I shrugged and said”Ok lets go”.
Oddly a trip to here is usually a night’s journey but the odd thing about this forest is that day never comes.Many ghost types oddly live near the cave or are they garding it?
“Kekekeke why hello little Umbreon,” a Banette said knowing my low level and recently just evolved.
“What do you want?We are just entering the cave,”Absol said.
“Well I sugest you don’t enter,”Banette said.
We igrored him and just ran straight in.Nothing absolutely nothing was in there.But the scent of blood filled my nose.Absol looked at me as if telling me that he smells it too.We exited and went back.What kind of cave smells like blood but nothing is in it was the only thing I was thinking about.Tomarrow was the sun festival,the only day in every year that it is not night and the sun shows for 24 hours.Many dark types where helping with decorations but I was getting supplies.I wanted to know what is in that cave.My rings glowed with determination as I thought of discovering the cave’s secret.
“Hey why aren’t you preparing for the festival?”Absol called out while I was putting berries,seeds,orbs,elixers,a scarf and hat,along with iron thorns.
“Im going to investigate that cave!”I announced.
“Well I’m not going with you this time,”Absol said and left.
I traveled to the cave and the festival began for the sun and blue sky was exposed.I was wearing a non-stick cap along with a pecha scarf.My bag was stuffed as I ventured into the cave.My rings lit up and everything in it was visible.The cave walls are covered in blood and I saw a Zorua speeking to itself.
“The cursed festival…they are all going to perish!Has one left?That one would be safe…”Zorua said before I interrupted.
“Wait what are you talking about?How will they perish?”I questioned it.
“Oh your supposed to be there aren’t you?Ok I will tell you.Every hundred years the festival is attacked.Do you know why?Well its because the festival calls Moltres and it destroys those who go there!”Zorua panicked.
“Why would Moltres do that?”I asked a chilling feeling went through me as if I went into icey water.
“The festival was meant to bring the sun for a day and decrease population that is what the ancient designed it for!”Zorua cried.
“Ok,”I said.”I will go see if any one is still alive so I can warn them!”
I raced there but I was too late.Blood was every where.Cut open bodies along with charred ones where every where.I saw Absol lying there and I gasped.Most of Absol’s blood was spilled.He was barley alive.
“Esc…..caaape whiiile yoooou stiiil caaan,”Absol weakly said.
I turned my head and saw Moltres and it dived straight toward me.I ran and I left but it didn’t follow.I am one of the only surrivors from this.Later I
found Absol and healed its wounds but the rest were long gone.Moltres I heard was caught by a human so it never threatens us again but we have our memories scarred by the beast.Never trust ledgends or they will find you.
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